THE STORMBRINGERS
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* THE NEW CREW: THE STORMBRINGERS *
* CALL TOO: *
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Morve - "AH AH AH AH !!! It's shit !"
Elric - "Fuck Off !! I like it !!! This logo is the best I've never seen!
Yyrkoon - "Ah Yeah ! It is the best shit I've never seen !!"
Squal - "I love shit ! I eat this food three times a day"
Elric - "Ok Ok....now let's talk less serious"
Morve - "Yeah....Hey the Voice Off !!! let's go !"
The Voice Off in the Darkness of the Night in the cemetery :
"Bzzz Snirf Snurf Aaahhhhh !!!!(zombi cries)
Welcome to....ehhhh.....ehhhh....ahhhhhhh.......aaaaahhhhh yyyyeeaahhhh...
......Fuck me !! ......"
Morve - "Whaaassskkk ! what are you doing,the voice off ????"
The Voice Off in its bed :
" Oh sorry my baby but I must talk about STBR now...
....so we call us tomorrow hey ?
THE(the) NEW(new) CREW(crew) THE(the) STORMBRINGERS(stormbringers)"
Morve -" Please stop your echo !!!!"
The Voice Off washing its teeth :
"fllchflfllchrflfchrlrrchllflchllr....pchiiiii......pleach waicht...."
"Now...I'm ready....So,The new crew The Stormbringers is a new crew
(Squal:"Not Possible...!!!")
This is called too :
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And now....(remember The Monty Python's Flying Circus)...The Larch is a Tree..
Hum..This new crew is composed of four guys who are all crazy
Their names are : -Adolf Itlerrrr (Hi Herr General !! ich liebe dich!)
-Sa Damu Scene (The Famous Warrior in his bunker)
-Yanik Noa (Saga Africa...my sex in your backside !)
-ED 209 because he wants to destruct ROBOCOP !!!
No these guys are not the Stormbringers,they are the Shitbringers !!!
In Fact,I love Robocop and we married us in three days....
But let's return to the real subject....
What is the Reality ???
Is it a Dream ???? a Sweetdream...(I like Eurythmics)
- YOU HAVE SUSTAINED A LETHAL INJURY.SORRY,BUT YOU ARE FINISHED HERE. -
I Like Operation Wolf too!!!!
but I prefer the not famous Stormbringers.....
First,there was a menace,now psygnosis present a dma design game :
Elric from Melnibone (pronounce:melnibonay)
He's an albino melnibonean with red eyes like fire....
Elric -" Yeah !!! It's me!!!! I have a nice voice and I sing Rap with
my good friend Morve ! If you want this RAP,please write to:
The Stormbringers,...Oh no ! this RAP is shit,because Morve
doesn't sing very very well.....
I am the ultimate very very best coder in my little village of Guesnain
and I am the best but the lone coder of the crew....
I am the best but the lone man who make Soundtrack..in the crew
If you remember their first demo,the Bouz Demo (Bouz = Shit in french !)
there was a music in this demo,and this music was composed by ME!(applause)
I like ATARI ST,the NULS,Mike Oldfield,Tangerine Dream,Pink Floyd,
The Cure,and,of course,Michael Moorcock.(Hey Poltergeist,you must
contact us !!!! en Francais bien sur c'est mieux !!!)
Now,let's go for another description...."
Voice Off: Now this is Dyvim Slorm alias Morve.(He prefers Morve)
Morve: -" Yeah !!! It's me!!!! I have a nice voice and I sing Rap with
my good friend Elric ! If you want this RAP,please write to:
The Stormbringers,...Oh no ! this RAP is shit,because Elric
doesn't sing very very well.....
I am a graphist and I make graphixx for us,The Stormbringers !!!
I've done the Graphixx of the Bouz-Demo (Applause) and I like it !!!
Soon I will draw some graphixx for the Bouz-Demo II (Yeah!)
I like Cartoons(Marvels,Japan animations,Marshall law....HI to Herengel
,Segur and Judge Dredd !!!) I draw some graphixx on paper too !!!
I like Mike Oldfield and Michael Moorcock too.
And I love very very much : Frank SINATRA !!!!
But I don't like Elric's jokes !!
Ahhh...Yearrr :I've got a very good method to distruct our
water zone (Ah...ah,ahah...Applause a french joke by Yyrkoon)-for english
men,please read:"Ozone"...So:don't shit for 3 months...hey difficult no???
After that you can make the ultimous action but not the easiest:
go to the nearliest cheese dairy and buy vegetal oil and fuel too.
And now,you go on a church roof,drink the mixture,wait a few minutes
and make forcing,compressing and broying with your rektum(Frenchglish!)
It'll be very hot !!!But especially ...TOXIC...(don't forget your mascagaz)
Conctact me:509568 Gorbatchev street in the USA (USSR if you prefer)
Now,let's go for another guy...... "
Squal:"Hello men !!! I make Fonts for us and I'm the best ++++ "fontist"
of the crew (In fact,I'm the only one"fontist")
At this moment,I'm reading an Assembler-book,to be the second
coder of Stbr...Not easy at the beginning !!!...
I've done nothing for the Bouz-Demo...(Bouuuuhhh !!!)
I like Sting,Simple Minds(The Best!),Perpignan,Le Boulou,Pollux and Mike
Oldfield I like to say "+++",to use the"fontist"term(D'you like it ?)
make "small scale model"(VROUDJOU!!!...)role playing game
,collecting old currency(nothing to branl...)and shake my sex on a
Julia Roberts's photograph...of course
But Now,it's.... ACID ROCK !!!....(.....Very ... Subtil!,isn't it?)
Don't forget to be a good polluan-man:
Another action less difficult than morve's idea for poulliue:Keep your
old fridge open every sunday ...neophyt solution but andgirlbreak....
...(et fille casse...en french) for distruct the chiot'zone(...the nuls!)
Humm.. Let's go for another...member
Voice Off:"Hey !!What are you baving Squal ?There isn't any other menber
...Heu.......nooo..no!.....PLEAAAAAAse......iarrrrstrutssssss...Iiiiiick!!!!."
Morve"Oh..oh .!...What have you done yyrkoon !?!"
Yyrkoon:"The same thing than my small ugly mutant of neighbour...iiark iiark!
No comment everybody.I'm the prince Yyrkoon from melnibone and I'm totally
mad...("Craneuuur...Y tap' des manieres"That's my favourite expression!!)
My job,in the crew is to draw beautifull screens...AH,ahah:especially japan
pictures(...Any problems IKI !?!?!...).In fact,I like all japan
animations:HiPiPip for AKIRA,NAUSICAA,and all the others...
I like too:Michael Moorcock,Kebaps,Bounces,go to my Grand Mother and
the role playing with my dear friends...
Of course,I like Mike Oldfield ,the best ...(In fact,we all like Him)
My theories are:Derisoirism and fuckism...Subtlety is the essence of my
thoughts...(....I haven't already found what it means!...)
Ohhh...I'm the great president of the fan club of Alyssa Milano.(Send me
photos of her famous sexy tronch')...But I'm the only one member of my
small club("PRIZ' DE TET'!!!")...In fact I 've sent all the others
competings in the cimetery... AHAHahahah...
Now...Let's go for a goodbye !!! "
Squal-"Ouah:the voice off's always alive...impossibeul!"
Voice Off-"I used my last destiny point ...So
It's the end....Ta la la la ta la la ....
I'm a poor,lonesone cow boy...."
See you soon in the Awg's Megademo and in the Bouz Demo II !!!"
Be your soul devoured by the Black Sword,Stormbringer !!!!
If you want to contact us,please write to:
Nicolas BACQUET 101 rue MARC LANVIN 59287 GUESNAIN FRANCE
( Elric from Melnibone)
Fabrice Gawinkowski 2 place JEAN JAURES 59187 DECHY FRANCE
( Morve, to send me cartoons....I'm looking for young drawers on paper)
( and on ATARI ST,of course !!! )
Marc BRIQUET 10 av.des Poilus 59187 DECHY FRANCE
( Yyrkoon, to send me Alyssa Milano photographs
And for business,contact Squal:
tel : (16)20-09-45-42, call Fred...
The Stormbringers.
Written by Frank Sinatra(the Ultimous Elric from Melnibone)
P.S.:Big monstruantion toxic thanks,kisses,guili guili and guizy gouzou to TSB
especially for JUDGE and IKI who are very,...very very good friends!!!!!!
And ,of course for TOXIC and all its creators .... Enjoy it !!!
"Et Qu'es kon fait maintenant...Ben.....ON MARCH'PAS D'DANS !!!!ahahah.".BAYUS
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