Completely crazy interviews
made by the Reanimators/Syndicate
here comes maverick running all over the screen
Hey all folks
I've been given the great pleasure to intervju
Flossy the almighty swapper and pain in the ass
all this may not be true, but who cares, I dunno
Ok all over to maverick from maverick
Q: Wot yer real(time) name?
A: Petter Mattias Tiilikainen, and I'm sure proud of it too...
Besides that I am redhaired, Listen to HipHop, The Cure, Different types o' Hardcore speed metal, Trash metal, De La Soul,
Front 242 and ofcourse..........
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Q: Please explain your Fab surname for the audience???
A: I like Absolut Vodka, Heineken Beer, Norrlands Guld beer,
Lapin Kulta beer, Tuborg beer... Gordon Dry Gin, and ofcourse
Q: How come you started gassling all over with computers?
A: My wellmeaning mother bought one for me ~ 6 years ago.
It was a mighty ABC80 (A swedish computer with Z80 processor)
And after a year or five I bought a cool SVI728 (MSX)
and l8er on, an ATARI520STFM with 1 meg, etc...
And now I've got these computers in my home:
1 Atari 520STFM (Tos1.4) , for my sisters playing orgasms...
1 Atari 520STM borrowed from Maverick, for packing, copying etc.
1 Amiga 500 which I like very much, but I prefer the ST scene.
Q: All person comes to an end but you do not seem to doing that?
A: No I am suffering eternal life... And most worse of all I've
only lived 17 out of my eternal life... What a crap!
And I am sure not brushing my teeth with Didiseven...
Q: Since you already reached a height way over midget size, maybe
we all who are listening can have your show size instead, considering
the tall height of yours?
A: Well I am 1m 80cm, my weigth is 70 kg .
Q: Do you like to K.K.K dogs?
A: My fave demo is ULM's Dark Side Of The Spoon, my fave demo crew
is everybody who bothers to work seriously on the ST.
Q: I wonder how wide you have painted on a surfboard?
A: The fave gfx artist on the ST scene are the MASTER of
Electronic Images/Inner Circle
Q: Since your from a little cottagevillage up here in the north
why don't you try to explain why???????
A: Well I hate living up here, but I think it is best to try to do
the best out of it.
Q: When did you join Reanimators?
A: When it was founded I think....
Q: When did you learn how to paint a shoelace on a zebra?
A: It is wise to use a condom.... And I do not drink
Q: Rebeccaolle is an oldie of yours, Why?
A: I am currently studying and have no job.
Q: Best Goalkeeper in Guatemala?
A: The best game of my opinion is Super Off Road... What a lamer I
am... not saying that DM is the best... but I haven't played it
so what the hell can I say about it....
Q: Best Schoolteacher?
A: The best movie I've seen is THE GOONIES.... fuck SNOPP GUN, TOP
GUN or whatever... I also like REPOSSESSED, NAKED GUN...
Q: Best Democoder ever seen so faar on the ST?
A: Nick of DC.B eh... TCB.. Ziggy of Overlanders is quite a good
coder too even though he's a froggie, and you all know that
the swedes are the best.
Q: Best Demomusician ever?
A: Fave musician on the ST scene is Count Duckula... Eh...
Count Zero.. for his really original tunes....
Q: Best way to behave in a ladiesroom?
A: Drink 1 dl of Absolut Vodka, and talk to some girl with
not too much clothes about something that makes her embarrasing.
Like: Oh! What a fat bum you have...
Q: When where you able to control a joystick at what age?
A: 11 years I think... and I started regular masturbation at 12.
Q: Some games are hard and some not, WHY?
A: I dunno play games too often, but I can assure you that there's
no game that is hard for me....
Q: Some can swapp other die, Why?
A: Well I am suffering eternal life.... Call 3 A.M Eternal at:
+46 920 59404...
Q: How do you feel about ideastealers, scum to me, or?
A: Can't do much new these days actually.... So what the hell...
But stealing ideas without improving 'em is quite meaningless..
Q: How many globetrotters are the in the world, part from some
that are already threre?
A: Do you have some kind of problems? Got beaten up as a child?
Nasty parents? Alcoholic nephews? Invalid Cousins?
Q: How many db sound have you swapped on a camel so far, apart from
the one in India?
A: Well I have swapped about 15 camels, but I am disappointed that
I cannot count the one I swapped from India.... I mean even though
it was dead at arrivance, It should be counted..
Q: Many people admire your singing-voice, I don't, why?
A: At my preformances you are the only one in the audience who are not
Q: No seriously, how many more question do you like to answer?
A: Not many more, actually.
Okey that's all for now, since our flossy man known as
the man who get the job done?
Not to be taken seriously, I guess
Well by for known
Special greetings or thoughts
Hi to Scorpy of Awesome...
Hi to Zine of TSB...
Hi to the rest of my contacts.
And I am not as crazy as this inteview tells, I am crazier...!!!!!
See Ya and don't format other people's HD's.... (As I use 2 do)
Let's start this in-depth interview by asking:
Q: What's your real name?
A: Fredrik Emanuel Havneskold
Q: How old are you?
Q: Favourite music groups/singers?
A: KLF (The Jams), T99, Set up System, EMF .....
Q: How many times did you call 'TV-Bestallningen'?
A: Many many times ......
Q: Drive'em nutts, eh?
A: of course!
Q: How long have you had your ST?
A: About 2 years
Q: How long have you been a member of The Reanimators?
A: I don't know ..... not from the beginning anyway.
Q: What's the best thing about being a 'Reanimator'?
A: hmmm .... (hehe)
Q: What's your main function in the group?
A: Composing music!
Q: When (how) did you discover your talent in music?
A: About one year ago, When I got the first demo version of the TCB Tracker.
Q: Who do you think is the best chip-music producer on the ST?
A: Mad Max .....
Q: And on the tracker-music scene?
A: hmmm .... 7an/Sync is great ..... Count Zero too ...
but I don`t know!
Oh.... there will be more interviews... but first a
THE STORY ABOUT THE REANIMATORS AND THE SYNDICATE
Hi there! This is Flossy and I am going to write the short
story about the Reanimators.
The group was founded in the summer of '90. When we released our
first compact disk, our members were:
Iceman, Cyborg, Qjo and Redzone. When we reached menu 22 we kicked
Cyborg, and in the same time we got some new members which were:
Maverick and Mr Frazer, and Iceman changed his handle to Dr Wez.
In the autumn of '90 we formed 'THE SYNDICATE' together with
'THE PUBLIC ENEMIES', another swedish menu crew.
At the same time we got some new members called Beast and Mig.
Later 'IMPACT', a french menu crew joined our gang, and they was
in the Syndicate, until we made menu 13 or so...
We also had a french cracking crew called 'THE CORPORATION' in the
Syndicate from menu 5-11 or so.... And with THE CORPORATION followed
some friend of them called 'MJJ PROD'.... But after a while
'THE CORPORATION' was splitted (some of them joined the quite famous
democrew called 'HEMOROIDS'). When we reached menu 17, THE PUBLIC
ENEMIES was splitted, some of the old PUBLIC ENEMIES members formed
HORIZON together with some other nerds. But after only 3 menus they
were splitted. Then ONIXUS and RATON from exHORIZON joined the
REANIMATORS. As there only was one crew in the SYNDICATE now, we
searched for new ones, and we found a swedish crew called THE LIGHT
TEAM.. And that's it...
26 REANIMATORS MENUS
20 SYNDICATE MENUS out of the 29 made. (at the date of 18/8 '91)
1 MUSIC DEMO
9 INTRO PACKS
4 STOLEN DATA DISKS
Current member list of the REANIMATORS (2th of August '91)
QJO - coder
MIG - coder
DR WEZ - swapper
MAVERICK - he says that he duzn't know.
FLOSSY - swapper
RATON - gfx
BEAST - music
FRAZER - music
That's it I think.................................
Now over to more interviews:
ONIXUS FROM REANIMATORS!
YO FANS! (IF I EVER HAD ANY!) WELL, WELL IT'S TIME FOR
SOME INFORMATION ABOUT ME (AND NO OTHER). FIRST OF ALL
I SHOULD TELL YOU MY STAUS IN THIS CRAP TEAM EH!......
I MEAN FUCKIN' BEST TEAM . . . . . . . . . ... . .....
STATUS: SWAPPING (ONE OF THE BEST)
PACKING (MAD VISION NEVER BEAT ME)
CRAP GFXMAN (REDZONE ALWAYS BEAT ME)
AND I HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS (BUT WE NEVER USED EM')
NOW LET'S WRAP OR,...... NNNNAAAAHHHH! NOT YET.
MUST TELL YA HOW I LOOK.
WELL, I'M 1,76 CM TALL (JUST CHECKED IT), MY WEIGHT IS
ABOUT 60 KG, MY HEAR IS BLOND, MY EYES IS BLUE, AND
I'M 15 YEARS OLD.....
WELL, WHAT DO I LIKE THEN. . . .
AS ALL THE OTHERS (EXCEPT FAGS!) I LIKE BLOND GIRLS,
ESPESIALLY YOU ..... SHOULD NOT TELL YA IT'S A PRIVATE
BUT LIFE IS NOT JUST GIRLS YOU MUST LIKE OTHER THINGS TO
GET LIFE INTRESTING FOR AN EXAMPLE MUSIC. WELL LET'S SEND
SOME MUSIC GREETZ.... GOLDEN MUSIC GREETZ GOTO:
GUNS 'N ROSES (THE ONLY GOOD HEAVY METAL BAND) KLF (YO!)
GERADO (YO!) PUBLIC ENEMY (YO!) DE LA SOUL (YO!)
JESUS JONES (COOL!) THE CLASH (COOL!) EMF (COOL!)
ZZ-TOP (THE BEST) . . . .
SOME MUSIC FUCKS TO: NEW DORKS ON THE BLOCK, DORK IDOL
AND TO CHESNEY DORKS . . . .
WHAT TO TYPE? . . . . HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
I'LL GOT IT!!!! WHAT DO I LIKE TO DO ON MY ST THEN?
WELL, THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO ON YOUR ST IS JUST TO
INSERT A GOOD DEMO OR INTRO AND JUST LOOK AT IT, AND
THEN YOU LOOK AT IT YOUR BRAIN STARTED TO THINK AND
SUDDENLY YOU GOT A GOOD IDEA!!!! BUT IF YA DO SO ALL THE
DAY YOU PROBABLY GETTING BORED FAST, YOU MUST DO OTHER THINGS
LIKE PAINTING, PHONE, PACKING, RIPPING AND SO ON . . . .
BUT DO NO THINK I'M SITTING WITH MY ST ALL DAY NO NO!!!!
THAT'S ALOT OF OTHER THINGS YOU CAN DO LIKE WATCHING TV
MY FAVORITE CHANALS ARE: MTV AND TV 4.. MEETING FREINDS,
WATCH A MOVIE, DRINKING BEER, FUCK, SLEEPING, DO YOUR
HOMEWORK (OH NO!), PHONE UP WANGEL AND TELL EM' THAT HE IS
THE BIGGEST LAMER IN SWEDEN (POOR JOAKIM!), EATING AND IT'S
ALOT OF THINGS YA CAN DO EXCEPT COMPUTERS. . . .
I'M BORED SO I STOP HERE!!!!
ONIXUS SIGNED OFF!
He he he... Here's Flossy and I am going to interview = Maverick =,
What a disaster for him... He He.... Now on to the first Question
Hmm... what should I ask? What is your weight... Nah perhaps a bit
embarrasing for him? I'd better asking his vaist-measure....
nah not that either.. No... I know (hehe) here goes:
Q: What color is your car, and its brand....? And from which year is it?
A: Telephone company colour and from 1800 number.
Q:Sure nice color... haha.... I will not ask about its top speed, it
would NOT be nice of me.... No wot's yer real name...
A: Mahatma Jeromy Sencerely Fletcher
Q:Anyway... What are you working with in Reanimators?
A: Who the hell knows? I mean at least I did not got buttfucked on
international TV, like other hotshots.
Q:What are your education, and what is your job??
A: What education exept from goofing all day long and in the evening to
Q:Well how old are you then?
A: The one and only well known person to know that is
Svennes morsa (mother) alright then about 21
Q:Oh.. I thought you were ~ 45 years.... Something new to learn everyday!
And what's yer fave food? And don't just answer 'food'
A: The swedish royal maxbeef from max
Q:What kind of music do you listen to? And any fave songs and
A: My own tunes
Q:Oh.... What sort of clothes are you currently wearing?
A:Blue bird, oopps sorry for that one, i mean blue Tuborg
T Shirt = (blå äckel) = in swedish plus blue smatters
I mean platters, no I mean jeans....
Q:Sure nice t-shirt!!! What computer equipment do you own, and you
can also tell me what sort of computers you have had through your
long and lucky life...
A:I've got an Atari 1040 ST, SC1224 colour monitor and two drives
I've had an ABC-80, Tried a vic-20 and vic-64 and M.S.X computers
I've also coded some PC-1251....and the list go on and on
Q:Any other hobbies than computers?
A:Playing Golf and Tennis and beachvolley
Q:Your fave and worst TV proggy?
A:The fave one Mission Impossible and the worst TV-pirates
Q:Your fave and worst computer game?
A:All Sierra's are the most wonderful games to play when it comes to
adventures and the worst Grid Runner.... phwev
Q:Fave demo and democrew...?
A:Cuddly Demos by the Famous TCB
Q:Your fave movie?
A:Top Gun, of coz!!!!
Q:And finally your worst thought? (Being without fastfood I guess
but I am not supposed to answer the questions)
A:Finding yourself surrounded with midgets all over the place
and they are actually force you to play with'em, I mean really
playing the all fucked'up game GRID RUNNER beams all over the screen
and worms lurking all over the screen, yuck yuck yuck
Special note or whatever else:
ALL PERSONS IN HUMAN LIFE FORM SHOULD WATCH TOP GUN OR ELSE ???
I MEAN IT'S A FAB MOVIE AND IT'S A FAB SCRIPT AND FAB MUSIC AND FAB!!!!
SEE WHAT I MEAN..... MAVERICK RULES
JUST IMAGINE FLYING MACH 2.0 AND MAKE A ROLL OVER A CONTROL-TOWER
FUN OR WHAT,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
SEE YA IN FURTHER MAGGIES, I HOPE
Waaaaaaaoooooooooouuuuuuuu, Frazer here with some silly questions
for MIG the creepy coder.
Q: Are you a member of the Reanimators ?
A: Yeeeah, ofcoz i am...
Q: Are you sure about that ?
A: What an odd question, or was it even parity???
Q: Could you explain that a bit more precise ?
Well what about 8 stopbits and 0.5 data-bits???
Is it the IKBD format or...
Q: Let's get more serious. For how long have you been
coding the Atari ST ?
A: Since i got my computer.....
Naaah, seriously i've been working with the ST for about ten months
and now i have learned quite a lot of new techniques that makes the
ST different from the good old C64...
Q: What kind of equipment do you got ?
A: I have a one meg ST, a crappy TV-set and no hard-disk
I really would like a hard-disk, but those fuckin devices
cost too much for me at the moment...
My next investment will be a monitor, thats for sure...
Q: I see. And what kind of equipment dit you have before
A: I worked on the C64 before, and ofcoz i had a drive and a cartridge
and a broken taperecorder...
Q: What is your latest coding project ? Could it be a jumping banana
in four bitplanes ? Or perhaps three billion dots dancing cha-cha ?
A: I've just finished a new way for making full overscan, without
switching to 70Hz at the right border... lame or what???
I have also done a nice DMA-loader-rout and some circles,
yes it's those circles sometimes seen on the Amiga...
Q: Ok, thats very interesting. Is that really possible ?
A: Nothing is impossible for me, if i got enough motivation to
do something i just do it, and don't even think about the
fact that i'm working on an ST and that it works at 8MHz...
Q: What is the meaning of life (Besides a movie by Monty Pyton) ?
A: I think it's an ST with the C64-soundchip and Amiga customchips
Q: Oh bloody hell, I just remembered that I have forgotten to
ask you for your real name. What is your real name ?
A: I don't remember, i have also forgotten my age and all the
68000-commands, and that's serious stuff, believe me duudez...
Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell ?
A: It must be Frazer giving me a very stupid question.....
Q Dunggg! Hehehehe. Silly joke, wasn't it ?
A: Yeah, it was a real yellow thing...
Q: What do you think of answering these stupid questions ?
A: Well, my questions WERE much more stupid, i promise!!!
But they're all gone now, due to some stupid disk-operations...
Q: I see. you want me to stop, don't you ?
A: Perhaps i do.....
Q: PARDON !
A: Well, if ya like typing questions the go on and make my day sucker...
Q: Let's stop then, don't you agree ?
A: OH YES (med citron-lukt!)
Q: Ok then, bye.
A: Byeeeeee dude....
Interwiew with Qjo
Interviewed by BEasT
Name: Jonas Lindstrom
Q: Do your socks always stink this much?
A: What? My socks don't smell! I change them often... every month...
Q: Your fave food?
Q: Your fave TV prog?
A: IM Force
Q: And the worst TV prog?
A: The Swedish program "Nattcafe" with that baboon Sievert Oholm...
Q: Which 'Stain-remover' do you think is the best?
Q: Fave drink?
A: COCA COLA IS IT!
Q: How many rein-deers did you kill last winter?
Q: Fave food?
Q: Do you brush your teeth with Didi-Seven?
A: No, I've got something called Stainarator, and it works fine!
Q: Fave democrew on the ST?
Q: Fave democrew on the Amiga?
Q: How many kB of sourcecode do you have? (exactly)
A: Only assembler? Or Basic too? Turbo Pascal? Hmmmm.....
I think we're talkin' Megabytes here... Dont know exactly...
Q: What do you think about the monkey that calls himself 'The Pirate
of T.S.O.F' ?
A: No comment.
Q: Who's the best coder on the ST?
Q: how long have you been a member of the very famous group 'Reanimators'
A: Since it was founded.
Q: What kinda music do you like?
A: All sorts.
Q: Your fave demo?
A: Ooh crikey what a scorcher.. or?
Q: How many 'capslocks' have downshifted this year?
Q: Which computers have you had and what computer
equipment do you have now?
A: No Comment.
Q: What do you think about the fab ghost virus that just ruined our disk
with articles for this mag?
A: No Comment.
Q: What to you think about this question?
A: No Comment.
Well that is it, but FRAZER, RATON and DR WEZ will probably
make an article about 'emselves... But it will go in the
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